Twelve Days Of Christmas!

December 15, 2008 at 3:29 am (Frustrated, Uncategorized)

On the first day of Christmas,
My David sent to me
A diaper that was poopy

On the second day of Christmas,
Michaela sent to me
Two big messes,
And a diaper that was poopy

On the third day of Christmas,
Sarah sent to me
Three freaking bad attitudes,
Two big messes,
And a diaper that was poopy

On the fourth day of Christmas,
Daniel sent to me
Four funny jokes,
Three freaking bad attitudes,
Two big messes,
And a diaper that was poopy

On the fifth day of Christmas,
Elissa sent to me
Five golden cookies,
Four funny jokes,
Three freaking bad attitudes,
Two big messes,
And a diaper that was poopy

On the sixth day of Christmas,
Christina sent to me
Six painful sheckems,
Five golden Cookies,
Four funny jokes,
Three freaking bad attitudes,
Two big messes,
And a diaper that was poopy.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Nate Noe sent to me
Seven kissing sisters,
Six painful sheckems,
Five golden Cookies,
Four funny jokes,
Three freaking bad attitudes,
Two big messes,
And a diaper that was poopy.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
Rocky sent to me
Eight chewed up shoes,
Seven kissing sisters,
Six painful sheckems,
Five golden Cookies,
Four funny jokes,
Three freaking bad attitudes,
Two big messes,
And a diaper that was poopy.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My Mother sent to me
Nine burnt meat loaves
Eight chewed up shoes,
Seven kissing sisters,
Six painful sheckems,
Five golden Cookies,
Four funny jokes,
Three freaking bad attitudes,
Two big messes,
And a diaper that was poopy.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My Father sent to me
Ten farts uh smelling
Nine burnt meat loaves
Eight chewed up shoes,
Seven kissing sisters,
Six painful sheckems,
Five golden Cookies,
Four funny jokes,
Three freaking bad attitudes,
Two big messes,
And a diaper that was poopy.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Mr. Hall sent to me
Eleven physics projects,
Ten farts uh smelling
Nine burnt meat loaves
Eight chewed up shoes,
Seven kissing sisters,
Six painful sheckems,
Five golden Cookies,
Four funny jokes,
Three freaking bad attitudes,
Two big messes,
And a diaper that was poopy.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
God sent to me
Twelve forgiven sins,
Eleven physics projects,
Ten farts uh smelling
Nine burnt meat loaves
Eight chewed up shoes,
Seven kissing sisters,
Six painful sheckems,
Five golden Cookies,
Four funny jokes,
Three freaking bad attitudes,
Two big messes,
And a diaper that was poopy.

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2 Comments

  1. wkvancil said,

    this is funny

  2. Jacie Penney said,

    haha…fun memories of singing this in writing class! 🙂

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